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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

the first touch-up

ever get in one of those moods where you just desperately want to apologize to anyone you've ever wronged in your whole life?

there are glowing firefly larvae on the ground outside.

if an unfixed female ferret doesn't find a male to mate with within a certain period of time, a buildup of estrogen in her body will eventually kill her.

i'm having all these suspicions about tori talking to dopie about me, and cello talking to dopie about me and dopie talking to tori about me.

man, fuck, i love my mom but sometimes she aggravates the fucking living shit outta me.  as far as tattoos go, this was basically the first time i ever did a touch-up. the girl didn't pay me yet. i don't really care right now. i care about getting to put the before and after pictures on facebook. this is exciting. mom has to be a debbie downer and dwell on the fact that the girl hasn't paid me. way to steal my sunshine and ruin the mood. can't she just be happy for me? ugh, god. fuck off, mom.

Monday, May 7, 2012

5/7

Now there's been at least two people who have told me I remind them of Tommy Chong and/or his character on That 70's Show.