texts to myself

Mar 28
So ive recently found out that if u wana b an prentice u have 2 make that b ur whole life. B there 8-10 hrs/day 7 days a week

Apr 16 1:47pm
Msg: (1/4) Hahaha denise has had the most spectacular sounding mind blowing
lucid dreams. It really blew me away to hear her talk about them.

Peter just said to me "my penis wants to get out of my pants. He likes to pee on the ground."

the other day i overheard somethg. Somethg had spilled on peters shirt. He was flipping out about it even after Mom said "it's ok! we'll just wash it! i'll get you another shirt, give me that one." Denise was there. Mom said to her, "my dreams are coming true." denise was like "what?" and mom said "we're pretty sure he's gay."

i worry about her saying things like that in front of him. yea either he's gay or he's just straight and acting gay because he's been babied too much and he's gonna turn out to be a wuss and won't be able to get any girls even when/if he wants them. .....i've only heard her say that in front of him once though. she hasn't said it again since then; maybe she had the same concerns i had after she said that.

May 18 12:38am
"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man"
-thomas jefferson, "lighthouses r more useful than churches" -ben franklin, "this would b the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it!" -john adams

names of messiahs that were born on december 25, according to other mythologies pre-christ: Horus, mithra, krishna

supposedly mormons believe that God came to Mary as a flesh-and-blood man to have sex with her and impregnate her

i learned about all this from watching "religulous" with Mom

May 23 1:41am
Childrens socks at payless--they have sleeping beauty, cinderella, ariel, and
tiana (the only black disney princess). Disney push-pop lollipops--cinderella, belle, ariel, tinkerbell, and another fairy from the tinkerbell movie. what does this say to us exactly? little black girls are more likely to buy socks more often? because....black people are more practical and more athletic?....and people who like fairies are fat-asses who like candy.....

2day is the day of the start of the inevitable
summerly habit of keeping phones in bras

May 20 10:53pm
"Do vinny mans have to stop for red lights?" --Ben (he meant minivans)
"I'm gonna tickle your nipple!" --Ben (to Mom as she was coming out of the shower)
"Can you guys quit playing with the dead mouse?" --Mom, yelling out the window to the boys

about a week ago Jenna caught her first mouse (that we know of). she was so happy about it too. she kept playing with it long after it was dead. she was tossing it up in the air, playing catch with it, throwing it with her mouth then chasing it, laying with it, licking and biting it, rolling on it, and so forth...

about a week ago Sara C. came over to hang out and sleep over and have fun and stay up and drink with me & Mom. it was fun. haha. the next day we watched like 4 episodes of true blood too. oh and the night me & Mom & Sara were all drinking together (and Denise was there part of the time but she left early) Mom for some reason let it slip that one time she breast-fed me while she had LSD in her system. haaahaaahaaa.